Wyatt Snuggles with the 'Rents

Step 1: Wake up and alert parents with a few bold "AHHH!'s" followed by an attempt to open the bedroom door through slats in crib
Step 2: Get in big bed, crawl to mama, nurse
Step 3: Bite mama
Step 4: Press face against mama's to commence snuggling, hold for 5 seconds
Step 5: Sit bolt upright, look around, slam body back down on mama/bed making sure to land somewhere near mama's full bladder
Step 6: Steam-roll mama.  Thighs, past full bladder, and all the way up to mama's face.  Reverse.
Step 7: Repeat step 6
Step 8: Sit up, then slam body down next to mama's to commence snuggling, hold for 5 seconds
Step 9: Sit bolt upright, crawl over mom who has become a bore, find dada
Step 10: Lay across dada
Step 11: Steam-roll dada's face
Step 12: Crawl back to mama, and repeat steps 4-11